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For those of you who are either (A) friends with me on The Facebooks, or (B) follow my tweets on Twitter, you may have noticed that I posted/tweeted an entry that went as follows, "Just had myself a terrible audition. Please send cookies."

Well as it turns out, I don't need none (double-negative, I know) of your pity-cookies, because I wasn't as terrible as I had thought I was because I received a phone call from my agent earlier today informing me that I got the part. The project that I have been cast in is a miniseries based on...moby_dick

That's right! Mother fucking "MOBY DICK"!

Please send in your sea-faring falic jokes to glenjm@hotmail.com .

This adventure will provide me an opportunity to complete one of my life goals: to achieve only one degree of separation between myself and Ethan Hawke, who is rumored to be playing the part of Ishmael (via TV Squad).

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In all seriousness, this is pretty darned awesome! I'm going to have an opportunity to work with some very well established actors, within the confines of a literary masterpiece. Shooting is set to begin early October.

Today has been a good day.