Dear internet friends, My batteries just died in my Xbox controller and I am too lazy to go fetch some more at the convenience store (apparently not convenient enough). Time for some sweet sweet blog-love, something that I have discovered is becoming harder and harder to sit down and actually do ever since the weather has started co-operating with my demands.
Welcome to the new blog layout!.. Does it make me look fat? I hope so.
Earlier today I found myself schlepping around downtown Halifax in a hoodie and jogging pants (the gross kind with all the wrong stains). The moral of this story is that the pants I wanted to wear are now too tight for my waist, so I said fuck it, and downgraded myself to “jogging pants” status for the afternoon.
Louis CK on getting fat: [vodpod id=Groupvideo.2448569&w=425&h=350&fv=%26rel%3D0%26border%3D0%26] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbpyxFC24k
I’m slowly feeling my body change; jiggling in new parts when I move quickly, sweat more when I exert too much energy, or feel my belly warm up when I sit around for too long. I apologize if anyone finds this division of my blog to be exploitative towards the overweight community, but I am simply amazed at the body’s capacity for change with a few extra peanut butter sandwiches and a tub of “The Incredible Bulk”.
Anyways, it’s another beautiful day, I'm off!
Three things to improve your today:
- Go out and rent JCVD! A phenomenal film that is impossible to describe without having your brain getting fed up with you.
- Did you know that Gary Oldman played a dwarf in a film called Tiptoes? Neither did I. But here’s the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM Amazing.
- Tonight is the very last Thrillema in Dartmouth! Conan The Barbarian screens at 9:00pm!